Hello internet people! I am a terrible blogger. I haven't posted in so long that WordPress has revamped some of its features (so far I'm loving the new purple publish button). Apologies for my lack of posting. I've been busy doing stupid grownup stuff lately, like working and eating vegetables. I wasn't sure if I... Continue Reading →
Rambunctious Ramblings in Rural Scotland
Let's talk about where I'm from. My parents are Scousers but I was brought up in rural Scotland. The film I most identify where I'm from with is The Decoy Bride. A film set in the Outer Hebrides in which David Tennant tries to keep his accent sounding English and the plight of the rural... Continue Reading →
Drunk Tourists
Hello guys and dolls! I have had a fabulous weekend! One day, years from now, anthropologists will study it as the best weekend ever had in Edinburgh. My friend came up from England and, as promised, drunken tourism happened. We decided to use the Ab Fab method of travelling; a little drinkie, a tourist attraction,... Continue Reading →
My Bucket List
Now for those who have never experienced the genius that is a movie starring both Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman (a.k.a. God), the Bucket List is a list of things you want to do before you kick the bucket. The movie the Bucket List is the main reason that its popularity grew but it's since... Continue Reading →
Heartfelt Goodbyes
So the very reason I began this blog is now coming to a close. It's time for me to go home. I began this blog as a way of documenting my term abroad in Canada and it kind of spiralled into a poetry/diary/political commentary blog. A lot has happened in the past four months. I... Continue Reading →
The Internal Monologue of a Brazen Woman
Now that crazy midterm essay season is over, I can get back to my full time career of ranting on the internet! I've had a few mental health developments- I haven't been to the doctor yet because I've just been too busy, but I think that I may also have ADD which would explain a... Continue Reading →
Naked Pictures of Chris Pratt! (Just kidding, stop frantically clicking)
Okay this should sate you a little bit- happy now? Bonjour mes amis! Yes, that is all the French I know, and yes I am in a French speaking city. But let's focus less on my lack of ability in French and more on my failings as a person. Because they're funnier. Now after all... Continue Reading →
Monday Travel Blues
Hello poor humans who had the unfortunate luck to stumble across my blog. I'll warn you, it's R rated (not X rated because I might swear a lot but I'm not THAT cool), and contains stories of cynicism, high anxiety and the everyday mumblings of a 21 year old who lacks direction. I'm excited, are... Continue Reading →
Hipsters and Vegans Welcome Here
Hello lovely people! Here is the second instalment of my travels in Montreal! Now considering my little jaunt was over a week ago I probably should have written this earlier, and since I know everyone is desperate to hear more about me failing at life and I'm trying to get a bit of a routine going,... Continue Reading →