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I just took a DNA test turns out I'm terrible at updating my blog. I know I've been gone for ages, but I have discovered the beautiful, delightful, positive force of nature that is Lizzo, and for her we should all be grateful. So, guess where I'm not! I don't live in bonnie Scotland anymore.... Continue Reading →
Hello m'dears! Now, you know I have to open with the most clichéd gif I can think of, so without further ado: Now we have that over with, it's time for a favourites list! I love doing these lists but due to being skint/lazy/boring I haven't done one in a while, so let's get started!... Continue Reading →
Hello internet people! I am a terrible blogger. I haven't posted in so long that WordPress has revamped some of its features (so far I'm loving the new purple publish button). Apologies for my lack of posting. I've been busy doing stupid grownup stuff lately, like working and eating vegetables. I wasn't sure if I... Continue Reading →
Let's talk about where I'm from. My parents are Scousers but I was brought up in rural Scotland. The film I most identify where I'm from with is The Decoy Bride. A film set in the Outer Hebrides in which David Tennant tries to keep his accent sounding English and the plight of the rural... Continue Reading →
Hello people of the internet! I'm back with some more embarrassing anecdotes for you! After the bruise from my tumble off the train had faded, my body decided that another mortification on a locomotive was necessary. As you've probably guessed, much like many of my stories this begins on a train. Returning from my brother's... Continue Reading →
Hello my lovelies! I have incorporated a little pun into my title this week. I went on a little jaunt to London (a trip if you will) and also I fell over. Yes, I tripped. I went to London with my mum and I had a fabulous time. We ate at Camden Market, we went... Continue Reading →
Hello lovely people of the internet! I'm back and posting when I said I would for the third time in a row, remember where you are, this must be some kind of record! Now, when I was in Florida in my jet lagged, sleep deprived, slightly hungover, high on hot dogs and pancakes stupor I... Continue Reading →
Hello lovely people! It's glorious summer! Or glorious Europe is bursting into flames season! Guess who has two thumbs and is really bad at keeping her blog updated? But I've been out and about, wheeling and dealing, slicing and dicing, spinning and winning... I forgot what we were talking about a while back. I've been... Continue Reading →
Hi lads and lassies! Today we're going to have a little chat about body positivity! Now this is mainly for the ladies, but people of every gender should feel free to take positive vibes from this too. I would like to start off by saying that I am by no means suggesting that we eat... Continue Reading →
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