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I just took a DNA test turns out I'm terrible at updating my blog. I know I've been gone for ages, but I have discovered the beautiful, delightful, positive force of nature that is Lizzo, and for her we should all be grateful. So, guess where I'm not! I don't live in bonnie Scotland anymore.... Continue Reading →
Hello Guys and Dolls! I'm coming to you live from my parent's living room! I've come home for the weekend to be fed, watered and to cuddle two very hyper puppers. It's time for another anecdote! Today's topic? Driving Miss Lucy. That title's actually a bit misleading; this story is all about me learning to... Continue Reading →
Hello internet people! I am a terrible blogger. I haven't posted in so long that WordPress has revamped some of its features (so far I'm loving the new purple publish button). Apologies for my lack of posting. I've been busy doing stupid grownup stuff lately, like working and eating vegetables. I wasn't sure if I... Continue Reading →
Hello people of the internet! I'm back with some more embarrassing anecdotes for you! After the bruise from my tumble off the train had faded, my body decided that another mortification on a locomotive was necessary. As you've probably guessed, much like many of my stories this begins on a train. Returning from my brother's... Continue Reading →
Hello my lovelies! I have incorporated a little pun into my title this week. I went on a little jaunt to London (a trip if you will) and also I fell over. Yes, I tripped. I went to London with my mum and I had a fabulous time. We ate at Camden Market, we went... Continue Reading →
Hello lovely people! It's glorious summer! Or glorious Europe is bursting into flames season! Guess who has two thumbs and is really bad at keeping her blog updated? But I've been out and about, wheeling and dealing, slicing and dicing, spinning and winning... I forgot what we were talking about a while back. I've been... Continue Reading →
Hello my lovelies! Long time no blog post! I'm sorry; it's been lovely in Edinburgh and I've been frolicking in the sun and living my best life in a Bridget Jones way! I've always said I was like a twenty-something Bridget Jones, but this week gave me the ultimate proof I needed. Sunday Last Week:... Continue Reading →
Hello boys and girls! So, I'm hungover. Not throwing-up-oh-dear-god-I-need-a-stomach-pump hungover, more had-one-too-many-glasses-of-wine-with-my-mum hungover. This is the second time this month I have been ravaged by the after effects of too much fun, the last was when I didn't post because I was getting drunk in a caravan with about 20 other people (long story) .... Continue Reading →
Happy New Year lovely people! I'm sure you're all as sick as me of reading those New Year in Review articles, but I couldn't finish/start the year without one because this year has been a big one for me! This is the year I got my degree, I even somehow managed to get the grade... Continue Reading →
How to Mess Up Your Twenties 